Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Only in Alabama...
does a mother walk up to your door with her 12-year-old son dressed as a prostitute on Halloween and say she is out looking for tricks with her hooker....

In other news, Lexi is greeting all the trick or treaters at the door and they all LOVE her ladybug costume!



Thursday, October 05, 2006
Baby ZuLooLoo
I had a weird dream last night. Very VERY weird.

The setting: Hospital Room

The Characters: Me, Amber, and Amber's mother Regina

The scene: Amber was giving birth and Matthew couldn't be there so Amber's mom and I were in the delivery room with her. After a few hours of painful labor Amber FINALLY delivered a small baby boy. Here is the dialogue:

Amber: He is beautiful, I am going to name him ZuLooLoo.

Regina: You are NOT going to name him ZuLooLoo!

Amber: Yes I am, he looks just like a ZuLooLoo.

Regina: Well.... I am going to call him Bobby

Amber: No, you are NOT going to call him Bobby. If you call him Bobby he will never come visit you.

As I sit there holding the baby and listening to this conversation I am just puzzled. Finally I speak up.

Me: I don't know why you are fussing over whether or not to name him ZuLooLoo if I were you I would be wondering how in the world Amber and Matthew made such a black baby.

There, in my arms lay baby ZuLooLoo, black as night.

Amber and Regina look at me and act as if they hadn't even noticed he was black. Then Regina faints.


I guess I dreamt this because of what happened Sunday night on Desperate Housewives, who knows. As far as I know Amber is not pregnant.


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